On Ryanair flight a few days ago, from Rome to Cagliari, for the first time I've laughed listening to the taste of ads within the aircraft. During the flight the roman has stuart passengers entertained with jokes and comments in his ads. Here are some
:
1. Steward: Dear passengers, welcome aboard the Boeing 747-800 Ryanair. In this plane there are 4 bathrooms. The first two places to the top of the aircraft, are large, comfortable and comforting, the other two are placed at the tail and are small, uncomfortable and cramped. In short, do not use them!
2.Steward: Dear passengers, this aircraft is made sales of cosmetics and beauty products, even if the Maggia of the women of this aircraft does not have any need, but maybe you want to make a gift!
3. Dear passengers, please note that this aircraft is made in the sale of scratch cards. The prizes are substantial: Audi, Mercedes, BMV, not 126 with the windows cranked! There are also trips up for grabs: the Bahamas, Canary Islands, and the wonderful SEYCHELLES Centocelle!
While I laughed, I remembered the U.S. airline Southwest Airlines, which encourages its crews to
entertain their passengers to make more pleasant flight.
These some of the nicest messages heard onboard their aircraft:
1. Pilot: "Guys, we have reached our cruising altitude, and then I'm going to turn off the signal" fasten your seatbelts. "You can walk anywhere you like, but please stay inside the plane until landing. It's a little 'cold outside and walking on the wings could change the parameters of flight. "
2. After a particularly rough landing, a steward announced: "Please be careful when opening the compartment, after a landing like that, you can bet that was messed up everything."
3. Steward: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To use your seat belt, insert the metal bar in the joint and pull hard. It works just like all the seat belts and if you do not know how it works, probably not you should go around alone. In the event of sudden loss of pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask and yank on his face. If you are traveling with small children, put the mask before you help them put it on. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one do you love most. "
4. Hostess: "Please do not forget items dall'aereomobile out of your property. All that you leave will be distributed among the flight attendants. Please do not leave their wives or children. "
5. A flight attendant, commenting on a less than perfect landing:" Please remain seated at your place as Captain Kangaroo bounces to the terminal. "
Good Flight!
